The Lord's Clinic

( I saw this somewhere and I had to share it)

I went to the Lord's clinic to have my routine
check-up and it was confirmed that I was ill.

When Jesus took my blood pressure,
He saw that I was low in tenderness.

When He read my temperature,
the thermometer registered 40% anxiety.

He ran an electrocardiogram and found that I needed
several love bypasses since my arteries were blocked
with loneliness and could not provide for an empty heart.

I went to orthopedics because I could not walk by my
brother's side and I could not hug my friends since
I had fractured myself when tripping with envy.

He also found that I was shortsighted since I could not
see beyond the shortcomings of my brothers and sisters.

For all of that, Jesus gave me a free consultation,
thanks to His mercifulness, so once I leave this clinic,
my pledge is to take the natural remedies He has
prescribed for me through His Word of Truth:

Every morning take 1 full glass of gratitude.
When getting to work, take 1 spoon of peace.
Every hour take 1 pill of patience,
1 cup of brotherhood and 1 glass of humility.

When getting home, take 1 dose of love.
When going to bed, take 2 capsules of clear conscience.

I will not give into sadness or desperation for what
I am going through today.  God knows how I feel.  God
knows exactly and with perfection what is being allowed
to happen in my life at this precise moment in time.

God's purpose for me is simply perfect.  He wants to
show me things that only I can understand by living what
I am living and by being in the place where I am now.